For all who are married, with children, or want to be married with children

I know I just posted like 34 seconds ago, but John just woke up from a nap. The kids are not talking to each other very nicely and this was the conversation that occurred just milliseconds after his rest was over,

Molly and Grant: "no you shut up, I don't have to do what you want, stop making fun of me Grant, (word vomit, blah, blah, awful things)"
John (with a new bowl of cereal in his hand to help him "wake up"): Grant, you must say ten nice things to/about Molly for being awful..."
Grant(droning): "Molly, you're pretty, I like the towel around your head, I think your smart to be such a dumb young baby..."
John: "Grant, stop it and say something nice..."
Me: "John, I don't claim to be the smartest or best parent but here's what I know. Sharing is not sharing unless it's voluntary and saying something nice only makes the kids dread saying positive things to one another if its forced or made..."
John: "Uh, Jenn I'm still asleep and I can't understand the words you are saying..."
Molly: "Grant, shut up and stop talking during Extreme Home Makeover..."
Me (laughing at the chaos): "I'm a senior in college in education and I know what I'm talking about..."
John:"Grant, say it or do 100 push ups"
Me:"and that will make him hate exercise..."
John (still eating cereal and not waking up):"I just want to eat cereal and children not talking"
Me: (In my head)"this will be fun to share with the world"

I LOVE my family. They. are. amazing.